I'm only pale green and then: Before envy. Among vultures, the Treasure of Silver Lake, in the valley of death, the Deerslayer, through the rugged Kurdistan, Winnetou ten, sigh, a Native American dream come true - the Pierre Brice rides past the East. With a brown horse in person at the eastern border along its vast empire, and checks the condition of the frontier forts on the Mongolian border in the province of Tuva. Freedom and adventure! The wilderness is calling!
Could we imagine in our Chancellor, or perhaps our President? That the Chancellor in the desert or wilderness would be called? Which there are not more well known in Germany, just as an eastern border. All this has long been abolished, and one can hardly imagine any politician who would pace off in person or ride down the border. Or you can possibly imagine Merkel, as in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern on the border with Poland on the fresh fields of a former begüllten LPG, pig plant now for 100,000 sows, rides?
Well, biceps and body of Putin are created just like to use. And he celebrates naturally in public. He uses his body and his country, before he does, what it can be operated so everything can, and above all can live there - in all walks of life!
Putin demonstrates convincingly how to swim in Russian waters, especially dolphin, of course, is the most powerful and effective, it strengthens the arm muscles and makes the same attention to the scenic beauty. Russian Moos: So far, the country. So white sand.
And in Germany? Can you imagine a single politician who would finally harden his muscles by swimming butterfly? Frank-Walter?, Young?, Guttenberg? Westerwelle, Özdemir? Gysi? Everything None. Although it would be advisable in the North Sea, Germany. During storms and flood warning Ball political leaders may use their crisis resistance of media attention in the limelight. Strange that no one perceives this opportunity. It's still summer. It would be a real confidence-building measure. It would have at least one / Politician / In, see who would be / the willing to share the waves on Wangeroge.
Well, Merkel was observed when swimming in Ischia. At least something. Whether that will be enough in a crisis? See for yourself:
Prime Minister Putin, however, demonstrates how he handles the elements in , has thus generating continuous confidence of his countrymen: It soothes, especially since the next wave of tsunami crisis already shows its whitecaps. On land, sea and air, and on earth anyway, he ruled. The SUV, with white water rafting and the pilot of a bomber.
Dive is known in Russia, in a U-boat to the Lake Baikal to go to the bottom; in Germany means the only one filled with pools of water, also known as the silly season, keep in all the politicians their head and drown so before the election upcoming problems .
The Russian Premier puts his political opponents even more highly cross again , after a bow and all the rules of art! This is a very elegant method in comparison with German situation, where is officially a silly puppet show for adults performed, but takes place behind the stage of an unfair cut and thrust.
Putin does not shy away from a fight back with big cats and big game, if need be. Last summer, he saved the life of a cameraman, as he pulled the trigger fast reactions and a Siberian tiger attacking numbed with an anesthetic gun. Such people we need, such properties are in demand in the crisis can make lightning fast decisions ... Can you imagine a German politician who was in the jungle or in the taiga, or as I'm also working in the Bavarian Forest show reflections? Angelus, Frank-Walter?, Young?, Guttenberg, Özdemir? Gysimir? Or, Au dear, Westerwelle? All reflexes are gone there yet. Wegtrainiert. It is finally whip in Germany. Do you think any of them would be in front of you to save tigers ? I would not leave me out!
The Russian prime minister slept even with the most horrible of horrors - with a grasshopper. With the oligarch Oleg Depriaska who wants his car company GAZ and Magna, along with Sherbank like an Opel rescue (!) Occur. Depriaska had been bought in two years ago, St. Petersburg, cement works and took the world economic crisis now as an excuse to pay his workers for months no wages, according to the motto: 'Demand is very weak. "Desperate workers blocked then the highway. That Putin took the occasion to intervene personally. If you visit the factory snapped the Premier, Depriaska did the work to degenerate into a "dumping ground." Putin urged the oligarchs in front of the camera to a signature and to transfer money to the workers. Bravo! So it is correct. The locusts should also be identified in Germany and reminded of their responsibility. This opens up a profile politicians seeking new possibilities. For example, if stuck with a banker to the credit tap, although he has just billion received in taxpayer money, he should be in front of the television camera to sign a credit guarantee ... Or is this method as too strong for our subtle western oligarchs and our sensitive politicians? In any case, we should be warned, because who's cement works "BaselCement" can degenerate due to economic downturn, garbage dumps, and the Adam Opel AG will not be treated better if this is exploited only once ...
Today I read in the newspaper: "No party holds a majority of Germans capable of solving Germany's problems." At the "ARD Germany Trend August", 52% of respondents said the problems were so great that they felt they no party to solve. This survey result is the deep insight of the responsible citizen in the profound inability of politicians.
The crisis that is screaming for special measures. The country can no longer afford to leave a solution of the same politicians who have no other trained muscle than the speech muscles. Rhetoric is simply not enough. Special skills crisis are announced, which are: boldness, fearlessness, endurance, reaction speed, reflexes functioning - just mens sana in corpore sano. Acute care measure, parliamentary debates are held only upper body freely, so the Germans can check the status of the upper arm muscles of his deputies. For the People's Representatives selbstverfreilich no exception can be made - including women's equal rights.
To be prepared for the upcoming negotiations with predators of all kinds, such as locusts, so-called investors, money sharks, brash bankers and west-eastern oligarchs, they need to toughen up mentally and physically in the future, that from now on! Putin for us is commendable as an example: Since Germany has in the absence of a taiga or Siberian tigers do not have a suitable training course, must be just such a set. Serves as a makeshift first Großkatzenmagnege of the Circus Knie and Piranjabecken the Cologne Zoo. Once the political camps are completed, be the first all party leaders with government ambitions transferred there.
The politician's camp is not to be confused with a drill-camp style of Yes-sir-no-sir. This should not be humiliated people and trampled in the dust, or even learn to discover their masochistic side, if they do not live this already, no, here are the noblest qualities and muscles to deal with a crisis systematically tested and trained: on the contrary be. Kind of a jungle camp in the premium class indicated.
At the Chairman's such a shark tank, may thwart the waiting, then a snake pit, then they have to spend a night in the lion's cage, the surveillance camera for security reasons, of course, always with you, then policy makers need to rappel from the Berlin Reichstag, or alternatively jump into the river Spree , crowning glory is not one continuous run under an hour, because the muscle endurance is particularly important in a crisis.
The educational effect is clear: If a top candidate only once a night snuggled up with a big cat, it is then guaranteed to tame even the most able bankers. The many memorable moments in the shark tank and in the snake pit him on his other properties Politikerweg many believed buried awaken again ...
It could happen, of course, that no political leaders can meet these stringent new qualifications and emergency criteria. But that would be the least of evils. Then we write the points just simply been replaced.
Tags: Adam Opel AG , Depriaska , Guttenberg , Gysi , grasshoppers , investor , Jung , Merkel , Özdemir , Putin , Steinmeier , Westerwelle
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