Archive for the 'Cabaret'

Only mishap: HUNDERAP "bomb scare"

Thursday 28 January 2010
Quelle:http://www.thefuntheory.com/2009/12/09/dog-poo-bank

Source: http://www.thefuntheory.com/2009/12/09/dog-poo-bank

Two days ago we looked into an abyss the abyss security: Teilevakuation the Munich Airport: A man with a tow Topp ran away, although he had explosives hidden in it, or at least claimed a computer security - incorrectly. The man had fled the country then - canceled flights, delays, it only makes flying fun! The Bonner General-Anzeiger dubbed this attack two days later with collective hysteria "Only mishap". Because on the surveillance cameras had recorded that the man had not fled, but calmly went through the check in order prior to departure a little shopping ...
I entertain myself for a change with my dog ​​through this collective Bellelritis attack, because he can howl a tune of something like that! Welcome to the unreal world, to the security world!

HUNDERAP "bomb scare"!

Wau-wau to get up!
Are you ready?
Go for a walk in the park:
It is high time!

Get in the car,
Out of the car,
off, shoo-shoo
Bow-wow, that was necessary!
Hou-hou in the bush! (more ...)

About the comedian George Carlin

Sunday 29 November 2009

"In this country we, the citizens of threatening developments systematically kept ignorant and deceived. On the political stage mock battles are staged and conflicts in the limelight, which only serve to distract from the core of the German misery. "(George Carlin)

Georg Schramm

George Carlin

George Carlin is for many an institution. The well-known political satirist and author of Badenweiler has been a few months once a month in the ZDF in "Neues aus der Anstalt" to see, along with Urban Priol and changing invited guests, which can be deliver in each well for an evening at the "lunatic asylum" . The show used the trick of the world show as "Ship of Fools," as a madhouse, thereby enjoying the "inmates" or the crew on board free rein, they use too heartily, until the last audience realizing that the alleged lunatic in the "institution" the only reasonable and should be out there can actually deliver ...

An analysis of the comments on Schramm's television and stage appearances and looks to be one who is sitting beside him in the audience, it is striking that Schramm important for all generations. Because it gives people something that they will now consistently denied by politicians and the media: He sets his audience pretty juicy chew instead of pudding and mashed potatoes; want to say, Schramm has a very distinct, often politically incorrect language and not talking to the bush around. He is filled with righteous indignation. This creates a frustrated contemporaries regular refreshment and relief. (more ...)

Apart from constitutional

Friday 20 March 2009

Federal Centre for Internet-clearing, good day!
Uh, yes, good day, because the Internetklierstelle?
Yes, how can we help you?
Yes, well, just because I was in such a Jetroom, yes, and since I've seen somebody announces a massacre, I think.
So, please tell us more how the wording was exactly?
So, the person said, they will soon take up a few times people.
Aha, that's very interesting, please tell us where exactly have you found the entry, and how ...

Alternative:
Uh, yes, hello, is this the, well you know where to turn aside, if someone finds funny? (more ...)

I am a senior economist in action

Wednesday 18 March 2009

♪ ♪ ♪ Audio track to Listen

I am a senior economist in action
I'm a big Harvard-graduate,
I wear the black suit perfectly.
I'm talking English almost flawlessly.
And the Haargelgraduation
Is the secret of my qualification.
And my motto is: Juchuhuhu!
Who has, gets into the bargain!

I am a wise economy in action,
I sit on the board of Union Bank.
'm So successful, I am so much in demand,
I was plagued by doubt than ever.
Even with billions of € Miesen
I was never, never despondent.
For I know Juchuhuhu!
Who has, gets into the bargain! (more ...)